Foul Acts Done With Seaxe

[Verse 1]

If you’re having trouble with your lord
He taxes fit to bust
And snatches up yer maiden girls
To satisfy his lust
Put out the call, for dash it all
We’ll only tax yer wine
Ask for Torold’s Company
We leads a life of crime!

[Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
If you have got a tenant
Who will not pay his rents
And when the church comes tithing
He tells ‘em to get bent
Put out the word, or send a bird 

We’ll make a social call

A good sharp knife can end yer strife

We’ll have ourselves a ball!

[Chorus]

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[Verse 3]

If you have a lady you want gone

But you haven’t got the guts

She keeps naggin’ at you night and day

Enough to drive ye nuts

Gird up yer loins, hand o’er the coins

It’s time you make a stand

For a fee, we’ll happ’ly be

Most anyone’s hatchetman!

[Chorus]

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[Verse 4]

If you have got a countryside 

That could stand to be on fire

Full of lovely unsacked villages

And maids in sumptuous attire

Then don’t feel stuck, for you’re in luck

Are fees are very small

And if they’ve any money

We’ll simply take it all!

[Chorus]

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[Verse 5]

If you have got an army

That is sweeping all the field

While your levies fall before them

And you wish to make ‘em yield

You needn’t pray, cough up the pay

I’d never tell a lie

For the men of Torold’s Company

It’s always do or die!

[Chorus]

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[Verse 6]

If you have got a castle

That you wish to have besieged

While your men beg off for harvest

We are happy to obleege

For though we’ll never scale a wall

Your fears I will allay

We’ll happ’ly sit in camp and wait 

We charges by the day! (Ha-ha!)

[Chorus]

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[Verse 7]

But if you have got a hangman

With a yen to earn his pay

And you wish to try your luck upon

The men of our Companay

We bids you wait, don’t take the bait

And speak with some more tact

[musical sting]

For on those who try to harm us

We’ll commit some foul acts!

[Chorus]

All together!

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Foul acts and they're done with seaxe (Lo!)

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